CURRENT PLAYERS

Warner Bradley

-

Position

Height

Lock, Flank, 8-man

Adult

Weight

Adult

Although he doesn't have a soul as he's a ginger, Warner is well…on the team I guess?

shannon close

-

Position

Height

Loose Forward

5'10''

Weight

195

A weird race I can't identify, big legs and a bad back. Yep, he's our captain.

carlo dimeo

"APOLLO"

Position

Height

?

5'8"

Weight

195

A rookie that had really embraced rugby. He has some pill out there he made, but it made Warner's erection last longer than four hours.

Santos Elizondo

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Position

Height

Lock

6'4"

Weight

255

Some sort of Mexican or Native American. I'm not sure, but he checks something off our diversity box. You’d think he be better at rugby being that tall…you'd think.

Mike floren

-

Position

Height

?

Adult

Weight

195

A player that really wants a team bus. He has the dedication and awesomeness to make it happen.

robert harris

-

Position

Height

Prop, Lock, 8 man

6'

Weight

240

Our V.P. and a guy with some cars. His kids and wife are cool.

logan harris

-

Position

Height

Wing, Fullback

Adult

Weight

195

Just kidding, Robert's kids aren't cool.

grant harris

-

Position

Height

?

Adult

Weight

195

I have to be nice, he's a minor. Because of this, he and Warner have to be 500 yds away from each other on the pitch…a logistical nightmare.

kyle hermann

-

Position

Height

?

adult

Weight

195

One classy s.o.b. After our last game, he was in khakis and I saw two Marauders in that same moment in their boxers.

jay hollman

-

Position

Height

Hooker

5'8"

Weight

195

Soooooooo old. He's got some good stuff goin' on, but soooooo old.

andrew hutchinson

"HUTCH"

Position

Height

Flank, 8, Center

5'8"

Weight

195

Off to the Police Academy. I'm proud of him, but convinced he'll get in trouble for actually playing the 'meow' game with someone he pulls over.

kim jordan

-

Position

Height

?

5'8"

Weight

195

Yep, a girl on our team! And not one of those sleeveless flannel, chewing tabaccy with giant adams apples types. Another check on our diversity checklist (when she's in town)!

patrick mcclure

"PAT"

Position

Height

Coach, Wing

5'8"

Weight

195

What can I say about Pat. Well, Pat...is…a guy…who is often around…and likes beer?

aj paradowski

"FAT LOKI"

Position

Height

?

5'9"

Weight

215

Luscious locks that smell, and according to Idaho taste, of coconut and heaven.

rick potter

"IDAHO"

Position

Height

Hooker

5'7"

Weight

200

I'm me. My Mom says I'm cool, so it must be true.

rick quinn

-

Position

Height

Wing, Center, Flank, Lock

6'2"

Weight

195

Only guy I know that thinks hamburger buns are equally effective when they're compressed to the size of a golf ball.

Armando Salcido

"MONDO"

Position

Height

Lock, Wing

5'8"

Weight

195

Only guy I know who owns a watch I could consider 'bling' and wears it to practice. I want to get him drunk and get him to lift a car.

Keith slate

-

Position

Height

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

5'10"

Weight

230

May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.

steven tavares

"BULL"

Position

Height

Flank, Center, Scrum-Half

5'10"

Weight

230

I'm calling the guy 'Bull', because he is the hardest guy to tackle I've ever come across. He comes down from FoCo to play with us, which is awesome. He is faster and stronger than me, but I have more hair.

carlos tuesta

-

Position

Height

?

5'10"

Weight

230

A guy from Peru (our team is diverse AF). I want to call him Llama, but don't think it'll stick. A great addition to the team, I'm looking forward to some South American cooking at our summer bbq.

Bryant Welch

-

Position

Height

Flank, Lock

5'10"

Weight

230

The movie "Venom" is coming out soon. I really hope they don't portray Venom as a Nazi kid-diddler in the movie. Otherwise, Bryant's Venom tatoo will be real awkward.

andres barandiaran

-

Position

Height

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

5'10"

Weight

230

An educated Peruvian and the best assistant to the coach Pat could ask for. His fashion sense could use some mainland love.

sean spennet

"GIGGLES"

Position

Height

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

5'10"

Weight

230

You'll never have to wonder if he's around. hehehehe

Keith slate

-

Position

Height

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

5'10"

Weight

230

May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.

ALUMNI

I'm in Colorado, I'm in Utah, back in Colorado. Quit playing with my heart.

"ROY"

Eric Brown

Position

Height

Weight

Adult

Adult

Lock, Flank, 8-man

Playing for the Merlin's now. Good luck and remember where you came from!

"COOKIE"

CLINT COOK

Position

Height

Weight

Adult

Adult

Loose Forward

Sometimes I look up at the moon and wondering if he's doing the same and thinking of me.

-

DAVID GALLUZZI

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

Oh Dougie. He moved is family to Minot, ND in December and then immediately left them there because he had to go to AR. My guess: his wife turned into Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining' up there.

"DOUGIE"

doug bryson

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

Blone with a bunch of kids. Yep, that's Ryan.

-

ryan faaland

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Fullback, Lock, Flank

It is game day and presto! Gidley shows up, plays rugby and is gone as quickly as he appeared. Some say he doen't exist, he's just in our heads.

"JOSH"

Joshua Gidley

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Lock

He's new, tall and from Florida…what else can I say?

-

Ian Gohlke

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

My family loves his dog, so there's that.

"GURNEY"

Andy Gurney

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

I like to stand next to him at games when my wife is looking so I look more attractive by comparison.

"ZANDER"

ALEC KERSen

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Lock, Prop

"Nevada Nevada Nevada". We get it, you're from Nevada…change the record. All joking aside, Idaho is better than Nevada.

-

rich lair

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Retired-Highschool, 8-Man, Lock

I walk that line between "I think we could be best friends" and "he might stab all of us in the face".

-

Schuyler Nippert

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

I'm fairly convinced he stabbed a guy who told him Motorhead sucks.

-

Wayne Scott

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Hooker

Dear lord, I hope his girlfriend is 18

-

Elvy Stickney

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Wing

I like the guy. I'll never say it to his face, but I need some more Sam in my life.

-

Sam Tahhan

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Flank, 8-Man, Old Dirty Bastard

"Yeager Smash". He moved to Idaho, he'll be missed…but we now have a place to stay when we vist! I loved when he was my prop, it was like binding onto a Buick.

"SMASH"

Therrin Yeager

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Lock

We'll get him back. He says he's done, but I don't think we're peer-pressuring him enough.

-

Carter Zanella

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Wing, Center

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