CURRENT PLAYERS
Alex hall
-
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
Alex reed
-
Position
Height
Fly-half
6'2"
Weight
225
Alex lacoff
-
Position
Height
Prop, Hooker
5'11"
Weight
250
armando salcido
"MONDO"
Position
Height
Lock, Wing
5'8"
Weight
195
robert perez
"BOBBY"
Position
Height
Wing
5'7"
Weight
150
carlos chacon
-
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
colin perez
-
Position
Height
Flanker
Adult
Weight
Adult
George michael
"CARELESS WHISPER"
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Flanker
Adult
Weight
Adult
greg viola
-
Position
Height
Flanker
5'9"
Weight
200
jaz armenta
-
Position
Height
Eight Man
Adult
Weight
Adult
JordAN MARBLE
"JORDO"
Position
Height
Flanker, Eight Man, Wing
6"0"
Weight
195
leif rennes
-
Position
Height
Wing
Adult
Weight
Adult
patrick mcclure
"PAT"
Position
Height
Coach, Wing
5'8"
Weight
195
luis acosta
-
Position
Height
Prop
Adult
Weight
250
Rene martinez
-
Position
Height
Prop, Lock
5'9"
Weight
260
sergio sanchez
-
Position
Height
Full Back, Wing
Adult
Weight
Adult
jason justice
"JUSTICE
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
Joe mason
-
Position
Height
Forward
Adult
Weight
Adult
john bourjaily
"JB"
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
ricardo bello
-
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
Nevin geer
-
Position
Height
Center
Adult
Weight
Adult
Christian
-
Position
Height
Center, Eight Man
Adult
Weight
Adult
sean spennet
"GIGGLES"
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man, Center
5'10"
Weight
230
Alexis espinoza
"LA"
Position
Height
Forward
Adult
Weight
Adult
dan wiseheart
"-"
Position
Height
Coach
Adult
Weight
Adult
ALUMNI
Warner Bradley
-
Position
Height
Lock, Flank, 8-man
Adult
Weight
Adult
Although he doesn't have a soul as he's a ginger, Warner is well…on the team I guess?
shannon close
-
Position
Height
Loose Forward
5'10''
Weight
195
A weird race I can't identify, big legs and a bad back. Yep, he's our captain.
carlo dimeo
"APOLLO"
Position
Height
?
5'8"
Weight
195
A rookie that had really embraced rugby. He has some pill out there he made, but it made Warner's erection last longer than four hours.
Santos Elizondo
-
Position
Height
Lock
6'4"
Weight
255
Some sort of Mexican or Native American. I'm not sure, but he checks something off our diversity box. You’d think he be better at rugby being that tall…you'd think.
Mike floren
-
Position
Height
?
Adult
Weight
195
A player that really wants a team bus. He has the dedication and awesomeness to make it happen.
robert harris
-
Position
Height
Prop, Lock, 8 man
6'
Weight
240
Our V.P. and a guy with some cars. His kids and wife are cool.
logan harris
-
Position
Height
Wing, Fullback
Adult
Weight
195
Just kidding, Robert's kids aren't cool.
grant harris
-
Position
Height
?
Adult
Weight
195
I have to be nice, he's a minor. Because of this, he and Warner have to be 500 yds away from each other on the pitch…a logistical nightmare.
kyle hermann
-
Position
Height
?
adult
Weight
195
One classy s.o.b. After our last game, he was in khakis and I saw two Marauders in that same moment in their boxers.
jay hollman
-
Position
Height
Hooker
5'8"
Weight
195
Soooooooo old. He's got some good stuff goin' on, but soooooo old.
andrew hutchinson
"HUTCH"
Position
Height
Flank, 8, Center
5'8"
Weight
195
Off to the Police Academy. I'm proud of him, but convinced he'll get in trouble for actually playing the 'meow' game with someone he pulls over.
kim jordan
-
Position
Height
?
5'8"
Weight
195
Yep, a girl on our team! And not one of those sleeveless flannel, chewing tabaccy with giant adams apples types. Another check on our diversity checklist (when she's in town)!
patrick mcclure
"PAT"
Position
Height
Coach, Wing
5'8"
Weight
195
What can I say about Pat. Well, Pat...is…a guy…who is often around…and likes beer?
aj paradowski
"FAT LOKI"
Position
Height
?
5'9"
Weight
215
Luscious locks that smell, and according to Idaho taste, of coconut and heaven.
rick potter
"IDAHO"
Position
Height
Hooker
5'7"
Weight
200
I'm me. My Mom says I'm cool, so it must be true.
rick quinn
-
Position
Height
Wing, Center, Flank, Lock
6'2"
Weight
195
Only guy I know that thinks hamburger buns are equally effective when they're compressed to the size of a golf ball.
Armando Salcido
"MONDO"
Position
Height
Lock, Wing
5'8"
Weight
195
Only guy I know who owns a watch I could consider 'bling' and wears it to practice. I want to get him drunk and get him to lift a car.
Keith slate
-
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man
5'10"
Weight
230
May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.
steven tavares
"BULL"
Position
Height
Flank, Center, Scrum-Half
5'10"
Weight
230
I'm calling the guy 'Bull', because he is the hardest guy to tackle I've ever come across. He comes down from FoCo to play with us, which is awesome. He is faster and stronger than me, but I have more hair.
carlos tuesta
-
Position
Height
?
5'10"
Weight
230
A guy from Peru (our team is diverse AF). I want to call him Llama, but don't think it'll stick. A great addition to the team, I'm looking forward to some South American cooking at our summer bbq.
Bryant Welch
-
Position
Height
Flank, Lock
5'10"
Weight
230
The movie "Venom" is coming out soon. I really hope they don't portray Venom as a Nazi kid-diddler in the movie. Otherwise, Bryant's Venom tatoo will be real awkward.
andres barandiaran
-
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man
5'10"
Weight
230
An educated Peruvian and the best assistant to the coach Pat could ask for. His fashion sense could use some mainland love.
sean spennet
"GIGGLES"
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man
5'10"
Weight
230
You'll never have to wonder if he's around. hehehehe
Keith slate
-
Position
Height
Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man
5'10"
Weight
230
May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.
I'm in Colorado, I'm in Utah, back in Colorado. Quit playing with my heart.
"ROY"
Eric Brown
Position
Height
Weight
Adult
Adult
Lock, Flank, 8-man
Playing for the Merlin's now. Good luck and remember where you came from!
"COOKIE"
CLINT COOK
Position
Height
Weight
Adult
Adult
Loose Forward
Sometimes I look up at the moon and wondering if he's doing the same and thinking of me.
-
DAVID GALLUZZI
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
?
Oh Dougie. He moved is family to Minot, ND in December and then immediately left them there because he had to go to AR. My guess: his wife turned into Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining' up there.
"DOUGIE"
doug bryson
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
?
Blone with a bunch of kids. Yep, that's Ryan.
-
ryan faaland
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Fullback, Lock, Flank
It is game day and presto! Gidley shows up, plays rugby and is gone as quickly as he appeared. Some say he doen't exist, he's just in our heads.
"JOSH"
Joshua Gidley
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Prop, Lock
He's new, tall and from Florida…what else can I say?
-
Ian Gohlke
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
?
My family loves his dog, so there's that.
"GURNEY"
Andy Gurney
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
?
I like to stand next to him at games when my wife is looking so I look more attractive by comparison.
"ZANDER"
ALEC KERSen
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Lock, Prop
"Nevada Nevada Nevada". We get it, you're from Nevada…change the record. All joking aside, Idaho is better than Nevada.
-
rich lair
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Retired-Highschool, 8-Man, Lock
I walk that line between "I think we could be best friends" and "he might stab all of us in the face".
-
Schuyler Nippert
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
?
I'm fairly convinced he stabbed a guy who told him Motorhead sucks.
-
Wayne Scott
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Prop, Hooker
Dear lord, I hope his girlfriend is 18
-
Elvy Stickney
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Wing
I like the guy. I'll never say it to his face, but I need some more Sam in my life.
-
Sam Tahhan
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Flank, 8-Man, Old Dirty Bastard
"Yeager Smash". He moved to Idaho, he'll be missed…but we now have a place to stay when we vist! I loved when he was my prop, it was like binding onto a Buick.
"SMASH"
Therrin Yeager
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Prop, Lock
We'll get him back. He says he's done, but I don't think we're peer-pressuring him enough.
-
Carter Zanella
Position
Height
Weight
195
5'8"
Wing, Center