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CURRENT PLAYERS

Although he doesn't have a soul as he's a ginger, Warner is well…on the team I guess?

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Warner Bradley

Position

Height

Weight

Adult

Adult

Lock, Flank, 8-man

A weird race I can't identify, big legs and a bad back. Yep, he's our captain.

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shannon close

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'10''

Loose Forward

A rookie that had really embraced rugby. He has some pill out there he made, but it made Warner's erection last longer than four hours.

"APOLLO"

carlo dimeo

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

Some sort of Mexican or Native American. I'm not sure, but he checks something off our diversity box. You’d think he be better at rugby being that tall…you'd think.

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Santos Elizondo

Position

Height

Weight

255

6'4"

Lock

A player that really wants a team bus. He has the dedication and awesomeness to make it happen.

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Mike floren

Position

Height

Weight

195

Adult

?

Our V.P. and a guy with some cars. His kids and wife are cool.

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robert harris

Position

Height

Weight

240

6'

Prop, Lock, 8 man

Just kidding, Robert's kids aren't cool.

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logan harris

Position

Height

Weight

195

Adult

Wing, Fullback

I have to be nice, he's a minor. Because of this, he and Warner have to be 500 yds away from each other on the pitch…a logistical nightmare.

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grant harris

Position

Height

Weight

195

Adult

?

One classy s.o.b. After our last game, he was in khakis and I saw two Marauders in that same moment in their boxers.

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kyle hermann

Position

Height

Weight

195

adult

?

Soooooooo old. He's got some good stuff goin' on, but soooooo old.

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jay hollman

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Hooker

Off to the Police Academy. I'm proud of him, but convinced he'll get in trouble for actually playing the 'meow' game with someone he pulls over.

"HUTCH"

andrew hutchinson

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Flank, 8, Center

Yep, a girl on our team! And not one of those sleeveless flannel, chewing tabaccy with giant adams apples types. Another check on our diversity checklist (when she's in town)!

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kim jordan

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

What can I say about Pat. Well, Pat...is…a guy…who is often around…and likes beer?

"PAT"

patrick mcclure

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Coach, Wing

Luscious locks that smell, and according to Idaho taste, of coconut and heaven.

"FAT LOKI"

aj paradowski

Position

Height

Weight

215

5'9"

?

I'm me. My Mom says I'm cool, so it must be true.

"IDAHO"

rick potter

Position

Height

Weight

200

5'7"

Hooker

Only guy I know that thinks hamburger buns are equally effective when they're compressed to the size of a golf ball.

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rick quinn

Position

Height

Weight

195

6'2"

Wing, Center, Flank, Lock

Only guy I know who owns a watch I could consider 'bling' and wears it to practice. I want to get him drunk and get him to lift a car.

"MONDO"

Armando Salcido

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Lock, Wing

May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.

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Keith slate

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

I'm calling the guy 'Bull', because he is the hardest guy to tackle I've ever come across. He comes down from FoCo to play with us, which is awesome. He is faster and stronger than me, but I have more hair.

"BULL"

steven tavares

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Flank, Center, Scrum-Half

A guy from Peru (our team is diverse AF). I want to call him Llama, but don't think it'll stick. A great addition to the team, I'm looking forward to some South American cooking at our summer bbq.

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carlos tuesta

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

?

The movie "Venom" is coming out soon. I really hope they don't portray Venom as a Nazi kid-diddler in the movie. Otherwise, Bryant's Venom tatoo will be real awkward.

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Bryant Welch

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Flank, Lock

An educated Peruvian and the best assistant to the coach Pat could ask for. His fashion sense could use some mainland love.

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andres barandiaran

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

You'll never have to wonder if he's around. hehehehe

"GIGGLES"

sean spennet

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

May or may not have been part of the 1916 USA Rugby Olympic Gold Medal winners.

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Keith slate

Position

Height

Weight

230

5'10"

Scrum-Half, Fly-Half, 8-Man

ALUMNI

I'm in Colorado, I'm in Utah, back in Colorado. Quit playing with my heart.

"ROY"

Eric Brown

Position

Height

Weight

Adult

Adult

Lock, Flank, 8-man

Playing for the Merlin's now. Good luck and remember where you came from!

"COOKIE"

CLINT COOK

Position

Height

Weight

Adult

Adult

Loose Forward

Sometimes I look up at the moon and wondering if he's doing the same and thinking of me.

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DAVID GALLUZZI

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

Oh Dougie. He moved is family to Minot, ND in December and then immediately left them there because he had to go to AR. My guess: his wife turned into Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining' up there.

"DOUGIE"

doug bryson

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

Blone with a bunch of kids. Yep, that's Ryan.

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ryan faaland

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Fullback, Lock, Flank

It is game day and presto! Gidley shows up, plays rugby and is gone as quickly as he appeared. Some say he doen't exist, he's just in our heads.

"JOSH"

Joshua Gidley

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Lock

He's new, tall and from Florida…what else can I say?

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Ian Gohlke

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

My family loves his dog, so there's that.

"GURNEY"

Andy Gurney

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

I like to stand next to him at games when my wife is looking so I look more attractive by comparison.

"ZANDER"

ALEC KERSen

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Lock, Prop

"Nevada Nevada Nevada". We get it, you're from Nevada…change the record. All joking aside, Idaho is better than Nevada.

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rich lair

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Retired-Highschool, 8-Man, Lock

I walk that line between "I think we could be best friends" and "he might stab all of us in the face".

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Schuyler Nippert

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

?

I'm fairly convinced he stabbed a guy who told him Motorhead sucks.

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Wayne Scott

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Hooker

Dear lord, I hope his girlfriend is 18

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Elvy Stickney

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Wing

I like the guy. I'll never say it to his face, but I need some more Sam in my life.

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Sam Tahhan

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Flank, 8-Man, Old Dirty Bastard

"Yeager Smash". He moved to Idaho, he'll be missed…but we now have a place to stay when we vist! I loved when he was my prop, it was like binding onto a Buick.

"SMASH"

Therrin Yeager

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Prop, Lock

We'll get him back. He says he's done, but I don't think we're peer-pressuring him enough.

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Carter Zanella

Position

Height

Weight

195

5'8"

Wing, Center

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